POWER OF SUGGESTION
Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name’s Eric. I’m eighteen years old and life is mediocre at best. My best friends are failing Twitch streamers, my boss has a mullet, and I spend every day working at one of the remaining video rental places in the known universe. I live off of a steady diet of VHS tapes, vintage porn, and video games. Let’s just say that I wasn’t exactly high up on the social ladder. I’d pretty much resigned myself to the fact that life wasn’t a bitchin’ 80s movie or action flick… Until one day, it was. Now, I’ve got the power to make anyone do anything I want. Seriously, anything. And that includes the three girls I’ve been lusting after. It’s time to nab a head cheerleader and make my way up. World domination is within my reach, er, or at least some modicum of cool, and the only thing that’s standing in my way is my own imagination. Oh wait, and the cops. Oh yeah, and a homicidal criminal mastermind hellbent on ruining this for the both of us. But hey, I can work around that right? Disclaimer: This book contains graphic sexual scenes. I mean, c’mon, I can make girls do anything I ask. What else would you expect? Seriously, why’d you buy this book? I said anything.
