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THE FAT GUY WINS

I should have had a perfect life. Smart, hard-working, charming, and a brilliant programmer, everything needed to ensure success. But I was one thing some people just can’t deal with: a confident fat man.

Too bad the rest of the world screwed me over because of it.

But that all changed when three beautiful, magical women came over to our world. Their fantastical universe was ruled by magic, magic powered by calories, and starvation and famine threatened everything. They wanted a savior, and they found him. I was everything they wanted, and I had plenty of calories to spare.

Now, I just had to survive a harsh new world, survive the most intense magical training, and deal with treachery from within and without. But no matter the trials, I’m going to make sure that this time…

The Fat Guy Wins!